By Rich Schiff / Editor In Chief
WALLET COMES TO THE RESCUE!
In light of the Murder of Amadou Diallo due to his gun-like colored
wallet, the Hunter Orange Wallet Company™ has come up with a real lifesaver.
Since poor eyesight seems to be common among the NYPD, you cannot
take any chances and carry a wallet that by its very color could be
mistaken for a weapon. This could result in a very untidy vestibule,
filled with your blood, and be a terrible nuisance to your neighbors.
Hunter Orange™ has produced 8 million Internationally recognized
Hunter Orange Wallets™. and is
preparing to distribute them free to all New Yorkers. The only hitch is
you must turn in your old wallets to your nearest police precinct. They
will accept your old black and brown wallets, no questions asked for the
next week!
DON'T LEAVE YOURSELF AT MORTAL RISK FOR THE SAKE OF FASHION! PROTECT
YOURSELF FROM THE POLICE! GET DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW.
WARNING: DO NOT PULL YOUR WALLET FROM YOUR POCKET OR PURSE OR YOU RISK
BEING KILLED. ASK THE DESK SERGEANT TO TAKE THE "WALLET" FROM
YOU. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, JUST ASK
AMADOU.....OH....SORRY....YOU CAN'T! HE'S DEAD!
©2000 Rich Schiff, Howie Flysher. All Rights
Reserved.
